Seinfeld quotes about dating
“Well, birthdays are merely symbolic of how another year has gone by and how little we’ve grown. He’s down there every week, waiting on the lines and getting interviewed and making up all these lies about looking for jobs.
No matter how desperate we are that someday a better self will emerge, with each flicker of the candles on the cake, we know it’s not to be, that for the rest of our sad, wretched pathetic lives, this is who we are to the bitter end. No such thing.” – Jerry from , Season 4, Ep 15 “The Visa” Yes, Jerry Seinfeld turns 59 today and we’d like wish the Brooklyn-born comedian and Mets fan a happy birthday. Ever see that little Swiss Army knife they have to fight with? If they had any idea of the effort and energy that he is expending to avoid work, I’m sure they’d give him a raise.” “I will never understand why they cook on TV.
We want to win each other over, so how do you win someone over? Chris Pine We all prospect, and don't even know we're doing it.
When you start the dating process, you are actually prospecting for the person you want to marry.
Yeah, what a better way not to have people notice you than taking a thirty foot Cadillac with a TV antenna and a uniformed driver.
Meanwhile I'm datin' a virgin, I'm in this contest... ' And now that wish has come true and you want to...
When we were boys looking through our bedroom windows we would think, 'Why can't there be a woman out there taking her clothes off?
This is a beautiful woman walking around naked, and you want to tell her to stop!? I mean, it's incomprehens-- I'm not gonna let you do it! This is something that comes about once in a lifetime.
Zig Ziglar All my life, men have told me I wasn't pretty enough - even the men I was dating.
Maybe you should get rid of the body before you do the wash. We're all throwing the dice, playing the game, moving our pieces around the board, but if there is a problem the lawyer is the only person who has read the inside of the top of the box. Goodbye." What would the world be like if people said whatever they were thinking, all the time, whenever it came to them? See you later." You know what I never get with the limo?
According to most studies, people's number one fear is public speaking. The idea behind the tuxedo is the woman's point of view that men are all the same; so we might as well dress them that way. The end of the show they hold it up to the camera, "Well, here it is.
I love a man with a great sense of humor and who is intelligent - a man who has a great smile. I like a man who is very ambitious and driven and who has a good heart and makes me feel safe.
I like a man who is very strong and independent and confident - that is very sexy - but at the same time, he's very kind to people.
I think if you’ve got a T-shirt with a bloodstain all over it, maybe laundry isn’t your biggest problem.